War on Christmas: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Holiday is Worse Than You Thought

Everyone remembers Dr. Seuss' 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas,' but what if that marvelous tale were actually true? In this case the grinch isn't a hairy green goblin that lives in a cave, it's a lawyer for the ACLU that resides in the halls of Washington D.C. The Whos of Whoville are the Christians of small town America and are on the brink of losing their most joyous celebration and yaknow what, they're fed up! If you love America, Christmas, Dr. Seuss, Fox News, John Gibson, Green and Red, happy little elves, and smiles, pick up this informative expose and learn how to defend your right to sing in public and cut down trees.