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  • A Child's First Book of Trump

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $14.39
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781481488006
    • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
    • Published: July 2016
    What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parodypicture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn’t so true.The beasty is called an American Trump. Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump. Its fur so complex you might get enveloped. Its hands though are, sadly, underdeveloped. The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now…political candidate? Kids (and let’s be honest many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that’s been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are those…words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump? With his signature wit and a classic picture book style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the Americus Trumpus to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world domination…sorry…President of the United States.
  • Chicken Cheeks

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $17.99
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781416948643
    • Publisher: Simon & Schuster
    • Published: January 2009
    This first children's tale from the popular comedian describes a tower of animal hindquarters as they form an animal ladder to retrieve honey from the top of a tree. (Ages: 3-7).
  • I'm Bored

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $17.99
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781442414037
    • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers
    • Published: September 2012
    When a bored girl meets a potato who finds children tedius, she tries to prove him wrong by demonstrating all of the things they can do, from turning cartwheels to using their imaginations.
  • My Custom Van: ...And 50 Other Mind- Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $12.00
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781416964056
    • Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
    • Published: July 2008
    Michael Ian Black is a comedian and basic cable superstaR, notable for Stella, The State, Wet Hot American Summer, and Viva Variety. 'My Custom Van' is a collection of over 50 short, comic essays with a foreward by Abraham Lincoln himself, this is one not to miss. Essays include: 'One Day, I'm Going to Open a Scented Candle Shoppe', 'A Series of Letters to a Squirrel', 'Taco Party', 'Vampires - Good for theEconomy?', 'A Meditation on Salami', 'Announcing the Imminent Arrival of the Handlebar Mustache Certain People Said I'd Never Be Able to Grow', 'A Description of Myself for a Dating Service If I Were a Chicken', and many, many more!
  • Navel Gazing: True Tales of Bodies, Mostly Mine (but also my mom's, which I know sounds weird)

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $12.95
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781476748825
    • Publisher: Gallery Books
    • Published: January 2016
    "A frank and funny-because-it's-true memoir from New York Times bestselling author Michael Ian Black, about confronting his genetic legacy as he hits his 40s--the alt-comedy answer to Brad Garrett's WHEN THE BALLS DROP"--
  • Pig Parade is a Terrible Idea

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $16.99
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781416979227
    • Publisher: Simon and Schuster
    • Published: September 2010
    Explains precisely why, although it may sound like a good idea, gathering hundreds of pigs to march in a parade through one's hometown is inadvisable. By the creators of Chicken Cheeks.
  • The Purple Kangaroo

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $8.50
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781416957713
    • Publisher: Simon and Schuster
    • Published: December 2009
    Believe it or not, the monkey in this book can read your mind. He knows just what you are thinking about. And we'll bet you're thinking about a certain Purple Kangaroo! (Ages: 4-8).
  • You're Not Doing It Right: Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death, and Other Humiliations

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $9.95
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781439167854
    • Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
    • Published: February 2012
    Michael Ian Black’s debut memoir is darkly humorous and told with raw honesty. In it, the author takes on his childhood, his marriage, his children, and his career with unexpected candor and deadpan wit in this funny-because-it-s-true essay collection. He shares the neuroses that have plagued him since childhood and how they shaped him into the man he is today. Stories include: How his lesbian feminist mother raised him to be a tough but sensitive New Seventies Man like Alan Alda; how his camp girlfriend dumped him for a guy nicknamed Taco; how he backed into marrying his wife by breaking up with her first; how he is completely undone by hearing a Creed song on the radio on the eve of becoming a father; and how he learned to use Santa Claus as “Bad Cop” threat to control his kids year round. From the comedian who brought you Stella and The State, Michael Ian Black says the kind of things you’re afraid to admit. Gone on, admit it! 243p.

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