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  • Chicken Cheeks

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $17.99
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781416948643
    • Publisher: Simon & Schuster
    • Published: January 2009
    This first children's tale from the popular comedian describes a tower of animal hindquarters as they form an animal ladder to retrieve honey from the top of a tree. (Ages: 3-7).
  • I'm Bored

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $15.29
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781442414037
    • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers
    • Published: September 2012
    When a bored girl meets a potato who finds children tedius, she tries to prove him wrong by demonstrating all of the things they can do, from turning cartwheels to using their imaginations.
  • My Custom Van ...and 52 Other Mind- Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $14.39
    • Format: Paperback
    • ISBN-13: 9781439153536
    • Publisher: Simon Spotlight
    • Published: July 2009
    Get ready for the read of your life. Never before has a single book combined awesome vans, unicorns, Billy Joel, and erotic fiction in such a potent combination. A writing tour de force? Perhaps. A reading experience that will sear itself into your consciousness like a red-hot branding iron? Without question. Comedian and basic cable superstar Michael Ian Black unleashes the full fury of his astonishing intellect in this collection of short comic essays. My Custom Van is a no-holds-barred assault to the funny bone that will literally beat you into submission with hilarity*. How did he do it? How did he create such a fine anthology? Answer: With love. Michael opened his heart and used the magical power of love to write more than fifty thought-provoking essays like, "Why I Used a Day-Glo Magic Marker to Color My Dick Yellow," and "An Open Letter to the Hair Stylist Who Somehow Convinced Me to Get a Perm When I Was in Sixth Grade." Maybe you think love is not a substitute for "good writing skills" and "spell check." Bull pucky! When it comes to writing books, love is the most powerful word processor of all. Sounds pretty great, right? And yet...something is still holding you back from paying the full purchase price of this book. What is it? Perhaps you secretly believe you do not deserve a book this good. Nonsense -- you deserve this book and so much more. In fact, if Michael could have written you all the stars in the sky, that's what he would have done. But he couldn't do that, due to his lack of knowledge in the area of astronomy. So he wrote this book instead. And this flap copy. Enjoy. * Michael Ian Black is not responsible for any actual injuries caused by reading this book.
  • Navel Gazing: True Tales of Bodies, Mostly Mine (but also my mom's, which I know sounds weird)

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $13.00
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781476748825
    • Publisher: Gallery Books
    • Published: January 2016
    "A frank and funny-because-it's-true memoir from New York Times bestselling author Michael Ian Black, about confronting his genetic legacy as he hits his 40s--the alt-comedy answer to Brad Garrett's WHEN THE BALLS DROP"--
  • Pig Parade is a Terrible Idea

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $17.99
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781416979227
    • Publisher: Simon and Schuster
    • Published: September 2010
    Explains precisely why, although it may sound like a good idea, gathering hundreds of pigs to march in a parade through one's hometown is inadvisable. By the creators of Chicken Cheeks.
  • The Purple Kangaroo

    By Michael Ian Black

    Our Price: $16.99
    • Format: Hardcover
    • ISBN-13: 9781416957713
    • Publisher: Simon and Schuster
    • Published: December 2009
    Believe it or not, the monkey in this book can read your mind. He knows just what you are thinking about. And we'll bet you're thinking about a certain Purple Kangaroo! (Ages: 4-8).

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