Dirtballs

If you're sporting crusty hands, dirtballs could be making plans You don't want your hands and fingers to be home sweet home to these gross guys They'll take over and set up shop. Unless you wash, they just won't stop Dirtballs jump rope with their earwax and brush the hair on each other's backs; they even have pet fleas in their hairy knees. Don't even think of biting your nails or you'll be eating bugs with bushy tails Scrub your hands and don't be smug. No one wants to eat a bug