George

George seemed to be a nice, easy-going individual. Dutiful, loyal and trustworthy. However, he was unable to communicate his true self to those about him. You see, he believed himself to be the real George. That's to say, Saint George: Patron Saint of England, Slayer of Dragons, Rescuer of Damsels in Distress Par Excellence, and ... An All Round Good Egg The heart of the problem was a simple one. This George was ... a dog