My Custom Van: ...And 50 Other Mind- Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face


My Custom Van: ...And 50 Other Mind- Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face Humor
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Michael Ian Black is a comedian and basic cable superstaR, notable for Stella, The State, Wet Hot American Summer, and Viva Variety. 'My Custom Van' is a collection of over 50 short, comic essays with a foreward by Abraham Lincoln himself, this is one not to miss. Essays include: 'One Day, I'm Going to Open a Scented Candle Shoppe', 'A Series of Letters to a Squirrel', 'Taco Party', 'Vampires - Good for theEconomy?', 'A Meditation on Salami', 'Announcing the Imminent Arrival of the Handlebar Mustache Certain People Said I'd Never Be Able to Grow', 'A Description of Myself for a Dating Service If I Were a Chicken', and many, many more!

Editorial Reviews

Stand-up comedian and character actor Black debuts with an amusing collection of essays.For years the author has augmented his stand-up career with a variety of roles in film (most notably in Wet Hot American Summer) and television, including great work on the criminally short-lived MTV sketch show, The State. Many of these roles have honed his unique ability to deliver dry, often hyperbolic jabs at, well, seemingly anything that pops into his head. In his first book, those topics include David Sedaris ("It's important to understand that when you read the words ‘David Sedaris' and ‘suck it,' they are not actually directed at David Sedaris the person, but more at the idea of David Sedaris"; shopkeeping ("A shoppe is a place where business is conducted, yes, but it's also a place where friendships are formed, trust earned, scented candles smelled"); Socratic reasoning (the hilarious "Using the Socratic Method to Determine What It Would Take for Me to Voluntarily Eat Dog Shit for the Rest of My Life"); and his own writing talent ("Acceptance Speech I Plan to Give Upon Receiving Some Kind of Important Literary Prize for Writing this Book"). Black also includes plenty of adolescent humor of the sexual and scatological nature, including "This Is How I Party" ("to win…means showing up alone, but going home with the HOTTEST girl who is the LEAST conscious"), "How to Approach the Sensitive Question: Anal?" and "Why I Used a Day-Glo Marker to Color My Dick Yellow." As can be expected in a collection of 50 short essays, there are some misfires, including a couple lame stabs at offbeat erotic fiction and a few half-formed pieces like "Now We Will Join Forces, You and I" and "Stan the Oracle." But the best entries, like his take on the "Infinite Monkey Probability Theorem," are mini comic gems: "Upon closer examination, however, I realized that what I was reading was not Hamlet, but the second act of Your Five Gallants, by the lesser Elizabethan playwright Thomas Middleton. So frustrating!!!"Uneven, but more hits than misses. Copyright Kirkus 2008 Kirkus/BPI Communications. All rights reserved.

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