Understudies

The Stardust Sisters have always made their parody shows work. So what if they lost their third member to Hollywood? Does it even matter that they don't have a new theater facility? Grad school should fix that, twin sisters Stella and Evangeline calculate, and they'll get the funding, as well as a decent apartment in the city.

As if by miracle, an apartment with no rent opens up- in the Haunted Basilio Theater, where new management wants a fresh start after summer camp went wrong. All the twins have to do is perform a show scripted a century ago, and give up bits of their body heat. Ooo! But the show must go on, right? Right?!